1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,461 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,631 [printer whirring] 3 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:14,931 [ding] 4 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,771 [ding ding ding] 5 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,488 [ding ding ding] 6 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,119 Can I help you? 7 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,997 Daffy Duck, picking up my business cards. 8 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,754 How's the wizard business going? 9 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,381 Great. Lots of magic, spells, things like that. 10 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,134 That'll be 215.25. 11 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,927 That seems awfully high. 12 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,680 Price reduce! 13 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,806 Reduce! 14 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,478 [grunting] 15 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,231 [pop] 16 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,904 [theme music] 17 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,797 [instrumental music] 18 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,802 Now, don't forget to leave a business card in the bowl. 19 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,721 You could win a romantic evening for two. 20 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:37,639 [giggles] 21 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,142 Right this way. 22 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,825 -We'd like a table for two. -Great. 23 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,576 I'd like a pair of solid gold pants 24 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,744 but I'm not bugging you about it. 25 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,167 [instrumental music] 26 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,465 [telephone ringing] 27 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,388 [ringing continues] 28 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,890 -Phone! -Kinda got my hands full... 29 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,475 So do I. 30 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,393 Whoa... 31 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,396 [ringing continues] 32 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,607 splash 33 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,733 Ooh... ah! 34 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,280 I guess I have to do everything around here. 35 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,616 -Go. [voice muttering] 36 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,076 This is Daffy Duck. 37 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:43,955 What? I won! 38 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,207 A romantic evening for two! 39 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,209 Seven course meal? 40 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,544 Dancing? Heh, heh. 41 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,628 A limousine! 42 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,381 I can't believe my luck! Huh! 43 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,425 How's the wizard business? Great! 44 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,760 Lots of magic, spells, you know, things like that. 45 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,138 See ya Friday night. 46 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,556 What are you doing Friday night? 47 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,475 -Nothing. -Well, you are now. 48 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,020 Friday night, we're gonna get dressed to the nines, 49 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,479 get picked up in a limo, 50 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,565 and have a fabulous romantic dinner. 51 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:14,068 Daffy, what you just described is a date. 52 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,362 I'm not going on a date with you. 53 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,072 Oh, you're right. 54 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,782 I didn't think of it that way. 55 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,242 [dialing] 56 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,413 Hey, Porky, wanna go on a romantic date Friday night? 57 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,915 I-I-I'd love to! 58 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,499 No, you idiot. 59 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,168 -Ask a woman! -I'm so excited. 60 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,128 -I'm so glad you called. I've got-- [beep] 61 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,505 Ask a woman? 62 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,090 But I have horrible luck with women! 63 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,510 Hmm... the lobster looks good. 64 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,637 We'll split a salad 65 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,596 and keep the bread coming. 66 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:44,682 Do you think I'm pretty? 67 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,851 No woman should be judged on her looks. 68 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,730 But if I had to, I'd say you're about 69 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:51,981 a four and a half. 70 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,193 I'm having a really nice time. 71 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,654 You have a little something on your face. 72 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,696 [squish squish squish] 73 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:01,908 Ooh, wait. 74 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,034 That's a part of your face! 75 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,871 I just can't figure women out. 76 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,623 Well, maybe you need to talk to one 77 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,124 and get a woman's perspective. 78 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,834 That's a great idea! 79 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,044 How about your girlfriend, Lola? 80 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:15,046 Lola is not my girlfriend. 81 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,047 And she's crazy. 82 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,799 All women are crazy. 83 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,342 Call her for me. Hook it up. 84 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,052 No. I don't wanna call her. 85 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,470 Come on, hook it up. 86 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,305 I'm not hooking it up. 87 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,890 And who says "hook it up?" 88 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,850 I do. I say hook it up. 89 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,310 Hook it up. Please. 90 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,895 It's one quick phone call. 91 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:31,813 I'm begging you. 92 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,940 Hook... it... up! 93 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,069 [dialing] 94 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,196 [cell phone ringing] 95 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,323 -Hi, Bugs. -How'd you know it was me? 96 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,367 Oh, I answer every call like this. 97 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,119 Just in case it's you. 98 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,246 -Sorry! -No, i-it's okay. 99 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,497 It's just a weird way to answer the-- 100 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,624 No, no, I wasn't talking to you. 101 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,667 I almost hit an oil truck. 102 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,461 Oh! Well, maybe I'll call you at a better time. 103 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,296 This is a better time. 104 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,257 This is a perfect time. What are you kidding? 105 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,010 This is a perfect, better time... 106 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,928 Whoa! Go on. 107 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,681 Well, my friend Daffy needs some dating advice 108 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,307 and I thought maybe you could talk to him. 109 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,435 -Are you serious? -Well, if you'd rather not... 110 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,854 No, not you. I'm sorry. I almost hit another oil truck. 111 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,063 Driving is hard. 112 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,940 -So you want me to help Daffy? -Yes. 113 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,067 Would that be a nice thing for me to do? 114 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,360 Yes. 115 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,404 -And you like nice people? -Yes. 116 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,365 So if I help Daffy, you'll like me? 117 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,118 -Uh, I guess. -Then I'll do it! 118 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,620 -Great, thanks. -Uh-oh. 119 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:30,997 What? You won't do it? 120 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,832 No, that time I did hit an oil truck. 121 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,334 I have to go. Bye! 122 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,752 [explosion] 123 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,048 [car engine starting] 124 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,884 [instrumental music] 125 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,928 Before you can have a successful date 126 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,514 you need to understand women. 127 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,892 **So I've written you a script filled with things 128 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,769 *that every woman will wanna hear on a date. 129 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,646 *If you say these things, I guarantee that 130 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:59,859 any woman will immediately fall in love with you. 131 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,111 -Really? -Just say those words. 132 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,322 "You are a beautiful, beautiful woman. 133 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:07,575 "You are the epitome of grace, style and femininity. 134 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:08,951 You're my best friend." 135 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:09,994 This stuff is pretty good. 136 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,621 Told you! 137 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,122 "You're my best friend. 138 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,041 "In fact, you're the only friend I need. 139 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,501 "Here's a good idea. 140 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,461 "Let's get rid of all of our other friends 141 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,171 *"and only be friends with each other. 142 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,632 "Also, we should cut off family members 143 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,509 "that don't support our relationship. 144 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,178 "Also, we should have jobs where we work together 145 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,264 "Because if there's one thing I know, it's that if we drop 146 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,767 "all of our friends, cut off our families 147 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,103 "and work together, we are guaranteed 148 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,771 to have a perfect relationship." 149 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,233 This really works on women? 150 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,779 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 151 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,031 I just... I never noticed 152 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,158 how handsome... you were. 153 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,243 Oh, thanks. 154 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,744 You have a really big beak. 155 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,621 Thank you very much. 156 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:57,750 So... have you given any thought 157 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,670 of who you want wanna invite on your romantic date? 158 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,505 I have, actually. 159 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,007 -Anyone I know? -Could be. 160 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,176 You know that girl Tina, from the copy place? 161 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,761 Her beak's even bigger than mine. 162 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,556 Well, thanks for the help. 163 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,307 Call me sometime! 164 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,060 [laughing] 165 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,186 Good one! 166 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,440 [instrumental music] 167 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,990 [printer whirring] 168 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,117 [clears throat] 169 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,661 -Yeah? -Hi. 170 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,955 Uh, I-I'm not sure if you remember me... 171 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,167 -You're the wizard, right? -You do remember me! 172 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,751 How could I forget? 173 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:44,130 -Your check bounced. -What? 174 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,840 I'm gonna have to have a serious talk 175 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:47,216 with my financial advisor. 176 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,135 This should take care of it. 177 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,308 So, uh, Tina, I was wondering 178 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,560 if by any chance you're not doing anything tonight 179 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,562 which you probably are because you're not ugly, 180 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,565 but if for some reason you're not, would you maybe possibly 181 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,067 no pressure if you can't just wondering, you know, 182 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,861 would you like to go out with me? 183 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,863 Maybe. 184 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,700 Yeah, I'd love to. 185 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:13,826 Well, you can't blame a guy for trying. 186 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,371 I said I'd love to go out with you. 187 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,498 -Really? -Yeah. It'll be fun. 188 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,417 Great! I'll pick you up at 8:00. 189 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,254 Don't use that money. You'll get arrested. 190 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,883 [instrumental music] 191 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,887 Gotta smell nice for my date. 192 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,013 Maybe another little dab. 193 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,357 Safety dab. 194 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,027 Hello, Daffy. 195 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,613 [instrumental music] 196 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,032 Huh! Lola! What are you doing here? 197 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,117 -Did you ask that girl out? -Yeah, I did. 198 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,036 So you're gonna go out with her? 199 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,372 What do you even know about this girl? She could be trouble. 200 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,040 She could be dangerous, you know, not... 201 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,750 not every girl is as stable as me. 202 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,336 [creak] 203 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,673 No, Tina's great. 204 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,717 Her name's Tina? Heh. That's not even a real name. 205 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,220 It's a made up name like Ballswick or Kathlarg. 206 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,847 I think Tina's a real name. 207 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,684 Oh, she has you so duped. 208 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,852 I think you should leave. 209 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,479 Fine. 210 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,648 But you are making a huge mistake. 211 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,025 [dramatic music] 212 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,695 Tina's crazy! She's a crazy person! 213 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:34,198 She's a crazy, fake name person who's probably a stalker! 214 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,367 [gasps] 215 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:42,039 I'm just gonna leave this ladder here... for later. 216 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:46,961 I can't lose him. 217 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,129 I've got to stop that date. 218 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,633 And I know just how I'm going to do it. 219 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,719 Is it weird to talk to myself? No, it's not weird. 220 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,928 Think I need a haircut? I don't know. 221 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:56,971 You could grow out your bangs. 222 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,806 Ooh, that's a good idea. 223 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,766 -Hey, Lola. -Oh, hi, Bugs. 224 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,562 -How'd your talk with Daffy go? -Great! Really great. 225 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,314 Super great. It could not have been greater. 226 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,357 Wow! Well, thanks again for doing that. 227 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,525 I'll make it up to you sometime. 228 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:10,735 How about tonight? 229 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,487 -Dinner? -Oh, uh, I don't know. 230 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,823 -You gotta eat. -Ehh... 231 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,576 Come on, one dinner? No big deal. Nothing fancy. 232 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,828 -O-kay. -Great. 233 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,039 I know just the restaurant. 234 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,167 It's very casual, it's very laidback. 235 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,336 This is casual and laidback? 236 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,338 Who said anything about casual and laidback? 237 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:34,258 -Uh... you did. -Oh-oh! Right. 238 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,927 Ugh, I meant to say fancy and uptight. 239 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,721 Sometimes I get my words mixed up. 240 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,891 Like I'll say "bubbles" when I really mean "pick-up truck" 241 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:46,604 or "jelly" when I really mean, uh, like a "boat." 242 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,898 [laughing] 243 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,694 [both laughing] 244 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,782 What was that for? 245 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,785 Sometimes I kiss people when I really mean to walk to my table. 246 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,125 [instrumental music] 247 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,256 -Oh, Mac? -Yes, Chum? 248 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,592 Could you please pass me the cream for my cup of tea? 249 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,677 -I would be delighted. -Well, thank you! 250 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,513 Not at all. Thank you for your thank you. 251 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,098 Oh, well, you're welcome for my thank you. 252 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,349 Well, thank you again. 253 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,517 [both laughing] 254 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,562 ♪ Be polite always be nice ♪ 255 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,232 ♪ Make sugar your favorite spice ♪ 256 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,234 ♪ My aunt sent me a birthday card ♪ 257 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,819 ♪ I was so completely charmed ♪ 258 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,821 ♪ I seized the chance I could not pass it ♪ 259 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,656 ♪ I sent her a muffin basket ♪ 260 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,157 ♪ I was at the bank today ♪ 261 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,992 ♪ The teller sent a smile my way ♪ 262 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,744 ♪ She did it with such great panache ♪ 263 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746 ♪ I gave the teller all my cash ♪ 264 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,583 ♪ Be polite always be nice ♪ 265 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:53,003 ♪ Make sugar your favorite spice ♪ 266 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,257 ♪ When helping Granny cross the street ♪ 267 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,718 ♪ Take the time to massage her feet ♪ 268 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:03,472 ♪ Be B-E P-O-L-I-T-E ♪ 269 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,809 ♪ Be B-E P-O-L-I-T-E ♪ 270 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,519 ♪ Say please and thank you ♪ 271 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,604 ♪ When you hear a sneeze say bless you ♪ 272 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,440 ♪ Open doors and pull out chairs ♪ 273 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,150 ♪ Don't push people down the stairs ♪ 274 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,026 ♪ We were dining Thursday night ♪ 275 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,028 ♪ The waiter set our plates just right ♪ 276 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,196 ♪ We were so very impressed ♪ 277 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,449 ♪ We knitted him a sweater vest ♪ 278 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,867 ♪ When our car ran out of gas ♪ 279 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,577 ♪ The tow truck driver got there fast ♪ 280 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,454 ♪ He filled our tank with no delay ♪ 281 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,372 ♪ We took him to a Broadway play ♪ 282 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:32,126 ♪ Be polite always be nice ♪ 283 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,713 ♪ Make sugar your favorite spice ♪ 284 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,841 ♪ If someone shoots you with a laser beam ♪ 285 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,344 ♪ Remember that it would be rude to scream ♪ 286 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,555 ♪ Be polite ♪ 287 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,474 Or I'll vaporize you. 288 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,641 [zapping] 289 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,314 [instrumental music] 290 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,071 -Nice place. -Yeah, uh-huh. 291 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,615 Can you just scooch a little bit that way? 292 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,741 Thanks, yeah, I just like to be able 293 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,534 to see all the exits 294 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,119 in case of an emergency. 295 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,079 [creaking] 296 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,963 Hmm, aged beef. 297 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,173 Where do they get that from? 298 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,091 A retirement community for cows? 299 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,218 Heh-heh! 300 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,431 -Uh, Lola? -Huh? Oh, yeah. 301 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,392 Oh, I totally agree 302 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,978 with whatever you just said. 303 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,985 Check it out, cloth napkins! Nice, right? 304 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,038 You are a beautiful, beautiful woman. 305 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:59,213 You are the epitome of grace, style and femininity. 306 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,298 You're my best friend. 307 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,550 m your best friend? 308 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,511 -We just met. -Oh, uh, hold on. 309 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,639 "When I'm with you, every day is Valentine's Day. 310 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,977 "Except for the real Valentine's Day 311 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,063 which we will now call Super Valentine's Day." 312 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,482 -Are you reading something? -No, I mean... 313 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,819 "What all women wanna hear." 314 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,196 What woman wants to hear stuff like this? 315 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,992 -Lola! Lola! -Hmm? 316 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,327 I was just asking if you wanna split an appetizer. 317 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,080 Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, Whatever you want, Daffy. 318 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,958 -It's Bugs. -Huh? 319 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,543 I'm Bugs. 320 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,420 Okay, so what do you want, a medal? 321 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:42,339 You're a grown-up. You don't need a script. 322 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:46,010 Let's just get to know each other. Tell me about yourself. 323 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,471 Okay, uh, well. What do you want to know? 324 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,224 I'm rich, very rich. But a do-gooder. 325 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,560 I help poor people, orphans, whales. 326 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,145 You know, that's... 327 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,856 Look, if you're not gonna tell me about yourself 328 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,399 let me take a shot. 329 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,693 You're an insecure little weirdo 330 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,944 who lies about everything, and probably 331 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,655 cries himself to sleep every night. 332 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,574 Wow, you're good. 333 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,242 Well, I guess this date's over. 334 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:14,204 Hey! Get back here. Relax. It's not over. 335 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,541 But you said all those horrible, true things about me! 336 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,335 You're like an abandoned building 337 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,878 that ought to be condemned. 338 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,048 You know, busted windows, rats running around 339 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,675 a real nasty sewage situation. 340 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,470 But maybe, if the right person got a hold of it, 341 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764 and cleaned it up maybe they could 342 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,557 take that disgusting building 343 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,477 and turn it into something not so disgusting. 344 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,228 Are you that person? 345 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,981 Lucky for you, I like a project. 346 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,484 And am I that disgusting building? 347 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,401 Yeah! 348 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,195 That is the nicest thing 349 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,156 that anyone has ever said about me! 350 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,408 A la carte? I guess. 351 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,535 I mean, if you'll a carte too. 352 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,578 [chuckles] 353 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,123 Oh, come on! 354 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,166 Give me something. 355 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,002 Oh, I don't like this. 356 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,504 I can take a hint. 357 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,880 If you'll excuse me. 358 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,593 What is happening? 359 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,762 She kisses me then ignores me? 360 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,682 I mean, a retirement community for cows. 361 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,683 That was funny! 362 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,477 All right, pull yourself together. 363 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,728 Date's not over. 364 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,230 We haven't even ordered yet. 365 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,648 Wait till dessert. 366 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,400 I've got great dessert material. 367 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,984 Chocolate mousse? 368 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,362 They'll dip anything in chocolate these days. 369 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,239 [sighs] 370 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,783 The point is, date's not over. 371 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,956 [both laughing] 372 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,294 [snorting and laughing] 373 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,715 Ha! You sound like a pig! 374 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,384 [both laughing] 375 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,260 [snorting] 376 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,056 Ahem, good evening. My name's Kathlarg. 377 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,141 I'll be your server. 378 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,560 Lola! I didn't know you worked here. 379 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,687 Yep. Worked here my whole life, since the day I was born. 380 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,855 Can I get you anything? 381 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,565 Uh, someone already took our order. 382 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,859 [whistles] Wow. 383 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,069 [instrumental music] 384 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,238 Ooh, that's my jam. Wanna dance? 385 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,073 Hook it up! 386 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,283 [thud] 387 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,831 So, Lola, uh... 388 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,666 ...you know I invented the carrot peeler. 389 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,502 Too braggy. Seen any good movies lately? 390 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,379 Ugh, too boring. 391 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,048 You have beautiful ears. 392 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,592 Perfect. 393 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:35,345 ♪ Ooh yeah yeah ooh ♪ 394 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,556 ♪ Who's that girl with the red dress on? ♪ 395 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,100 ♪ Who's that girl? She's a crazy one ♪ 396 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,060 ♪ Not all girls are what they seem ♪ 397 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,605 ♪ And there can only be one girl of your dreams ♪ 398 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,607 ♪ Well lose that girl with the made up name? ♪ 399 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,692 ♪ I said lose that girl with the made up name? ♪ 400 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,111 ♪ I said I lose that girl with the made up name ♪ 401 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,363 ♪ And get with the girl who cared enough about you ♪ 402 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:58,035 ♪ To break into your bedroom ♪ 403 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,370 What are you doing? 404 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,789 I'm trying to win my boyfriend back. 405 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,665 ♪ I said lose that girl... ♪ 406 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,834 What boyfriend? 407 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,294 Daffy. 408 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,380 Daffy's not your boyfriend. I'm your boyfriend! 409 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,675 -Say that again? -Mm-mm. 410 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,469 That's okay. I have it right here. 411 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,428 [Bugs on recorder] I'm your boyfriend. 412 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,805 Oh, boy. 413 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,181 [rewinding tape] 414 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,432 I'm your boyfriend. 415 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,475 [rewinding tape] 416 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,976 I'm your boyfriend. 417 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,979 -Bugs, what are you doing here? -We're on a date! 418 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,106 He's my boyfriend. I'm his girlfriend. 419 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,566 ♪ We're boyfriend girlfriend ♪ 420 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,985 I thought you were our waitress. 421 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,153 [whistles] 422 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,197 Wow! She's a keeper. 423 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,199 You know what we should do some time? Double date! 424 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,992 How about tomorrow night? You guys like Thai? 425 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:39,910 [both] Yeah, I love it! 426 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,995 [indistinct chattering] 427 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,375 What just happened? 428 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,129 [instrumental music] 429 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,426 [instrumental music] 430 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,014 Beep! Beep! 431 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,477 [dramatic music] 432 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,996 [music continues] 433 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,418 [rumble] 434 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,101 Beep! Beep! 435 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,227 [thud] 436 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,522 Beep! Beep! 437 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,444 [instrumental music] 438 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,570 [tap tap] 439 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,490 [dramatic music] 440 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,950 [thud] 441 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,912 [rumble] 442 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,585 [thud] 443 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,839 [thud] 444 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:16,965 Beep! Beep! 445 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,180 [instrumental music] 446 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,890 [thud] 447 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,685 [whoosh] 448 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,358 [squeak] 449 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,026 [spoot] 450 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,403 [dramatic music] 451 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,741 [rumbling] 452 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,037 [intense music] 453 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,633 [instrumental music] 454 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,100 Beep! Beep! 455 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,852 [both laughing] 456 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,400 That's the best date I've ever had with a wizard. 457 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,276 There's something I should tell you. 458 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,778 I'm not really a wizard. 459 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,367 [both laughing] 460 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,369 [Porky] F-f-f-finally! 461 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,374 I w-was worried you w-weren't gonna show up. 462 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,625 What are you talking about? 463 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,087 I t-thought we were having d-d-dinner tonight. 464 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,465 Oh. I think I might've eaten your dinner, Porky. 465 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,093 -How do you k-k-know my name? -I don't. 466 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,720 That was more of an observation. 467 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,804 Are those for me? 468 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,225 [both laughing] 469 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,689 I g-g-g-gotta get a girlfriend. 470 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,318 [theme music] 471 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,178 That's all, what? 472 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,721 What are folks? 473 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,722 He's crazy.